What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

How did President Biden address the housing crisis when he entered office, and what were the outcomes of his actions?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is your young sex story?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

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They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Are you already having anal sex?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No way

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

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