What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:36

No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Are you already having anal sex?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No way
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Still no good.